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Heard in a city office in Louisiana:
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana..."
“Tell me."
"I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."
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Outside a shopping mall in Chandigarh:
Bondhu running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bandhu, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
